AU meme - dramione in Labyrinth
In which Hermione babysits an unruly Teddy, forgets that sometimes fairy tales are true, and discovers that Draco’s taken a job.
"Whoa whoa whoa. I can believe that the Labyrinth is real but there is no way the Goblin King looks like Draco Malfoy.”
"I am Draco Malfoy, you idiot.” Clearly Granger had sustained some rather impressive brain damage during the war. What his aunt was thinking leaving her in charge of his cousin, Draco had no idea. “And before you ask I am not the Goblin King. He and his wife are taking a second honeymoon. I am simply filling in. For a respectable fee.”
"And filling in requires you to wear that? And -” She giggled - giggled! - at him - “your hair?”
He glared darkly at her. He was going to enjoy watching her run the Labyrinth.