You and me both, Pete.
#as much as i love the idea of peter being baby avenger#he has a gIGANTIC CAPTAIN AMERICA BONER#so petition for fic where peter becomes an avenger and encounters coulson#and coulson is like yOU! and peter is like yOU! and everyone else is like ????#and it turns out peter and coulson have been sniping each other on merch for years
Stydia AU: Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson -The Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man doesn’t actually make any money by being Spider-Man. Spider-Man pays his rent as a freelance photographer. Most of the photos he sells are pictures he takes of himself. Ergo Spider-Man is the God of selfies. Spider-Man is living the selfie dream.
“The nice thing is that Gwen falls in love with Peter first. She loves the boy, in spite of him being Spider-Man, rather than the other way around.” - Emma Stone
There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
Here it is:
No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
Always reblog “I’m summoning the spiders.”
Peter Parker, you’re my hero!
“We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.” - Grant Morrison