experimentallycanthropy:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

#some point in the distance future #clint and natasha got drunk and forget to use protection #and nine months later merida came along #and everyone was happy #tony was designing her a iron suit #natasha was actually super protective like #‘she is not learning how to kill a person until she’s nine’ #‘at least nine’ #and clint was like ‘honey this is the only weapon you need okay? don’t let all the fancy tech fool you’ #‘nothing treats you better than a bow’ #and steve is like #‘you two are the actual worst parents omg’ #and then boom! #loki escaped asgard #again #for like the gazillionth time #and he went to steal something from shield because why not? #and merida like #accidentally latched onto his leg because she’s teething and shit #and loki is like #‘what is this small creature doing? oh my god she’s biting my leg get it off’ #and he drops her off in medieval scottland #and the king is like #‘i dinna have a child of me own so i will adopt ye’ #and she loves bows#because they’re familiar and shit #and she doesn’t want to be a lady #she wants to be a badass master spy #because it’s in her blooooooooooood

May 9 21:40 ( 86618 )
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