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chirravutever:

OTP

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tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

Mar 20 17:43 ( 100933 )

Jeff: How are you so satisfied all the time, Abed? I mean, don’t you ever want anything more out of life than cereal?

Jan 26 12:58 ( 1799 )

voldemortoutbitches:

I’ve been thinking about this shirt all weekend. You don’t even know.

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